So it's Saturday, you're not going out tonight, you're going to spend your time jerking to Me! Wouldn't you rather spend your time with Me then with your friends (that's if you've even got any) in fact every Saturday you will have a 'Saturday Session' with Me! Forget about your normal routine no matter what that is and focus only on Me! Just enjoy being a hand humper, you can't resist Me anyway can you! I'll condition that cock of yours to need only Me from now on!