I want you to spend Xmas with Me! Forget about your wife! You’ll have far more fun with Me! Christmas can be such a stressful time of year, so many presents to buy, cooking to do, maybe family staying over, your normal routine is knocked for a few days, the house is a mess, just so much going on and all you want is some peace and quiet for a little fun! Well this is your chance! Find some time to sneak away, I don’t care if she’s in the house or out, maybe she’s laying the table ready for dinner, maybe she’s tidying up all the mess, maybe she’s in the next room! Do yourself a favour and spe... Show more