Some loser slave has paid Me thousands of dollars for My worn, muddy riding boots. Look at the state of them, covered in mud, dirt and filth, and most importantly worn by Me and had My divine sweaty feet inside them. I know you're all jealous that this slave has these boots being sent to him to lick clean for Me, so why don't you be a good slave and get on your knees and beg for My next pair that I choose to sell.