My pitiful coffee bitch, do you grasp the incredible fortune that befalls you? To have the honor of funding My morning coffee is a privilege beyond your feeble comprehension. your existence revolves around a single purpose: sending £10 each day to pay for My morning coffee. Such a small price to pay for the pleasure of serving Me, wouldn't you agree? Embrace your status as My personal coffee bitch and revel in the knowledge that your meager contributions give you a tiny part in My perfect life.

To the rest of You pathetic slaves:

Listen closely, you trembling wretches. If ... Show more