I don't care what it takes pay pig, I do this because I enjoy it, I do this because it makes Me laugh how easy it is to take your money from you. I do it because I know how sexy I am and that I can have any man I want fall at My feet and lick My boots clean for Me. So get on your knees, crawl to your laptop and email Me begging to serve as My pay piggy for the rest of your miserable life.