Look how amazing I am slave, so so sexy, so so unattainable to a virgin loser like you. All your life consists of is worshipping Me, working hard for Me and laying all you earn at My heels. It's just how your life is loser, now you've served Me your miserable, meaningless life has meaning. So kneel as you watch this and email Me thanking Me for letting you serve and laying all you earn at My heels.