I've just had a pedicure, that one of My loser foot slaves paid for. I made him pay double so he could choose the colour I had done, the loser chose black. So now it's time to get on your knees and worship My perfect feet like the loser you are. I want your head buried into My sweaty soles, and I want you to breathe in the perfect smell of My feet. Listen to My orders slave and do as I say, it's not everyday you get the opportunity to worship such perfection.