Rebecca and her hubby are celebrating their 2 year anniversary with a night of dinner and dancing at a fine restuarant. In the middle of a lovely slow dance Rebecca farts loudly. He being a good husband he ignores it but then she farts again even louder and this one really stinks up the whole restuarant. "What the hell honey!?" her husband yells. "What? What do you want me to do? I can't help it. It must have been something I ate! Girls fart too you know!". She explains. The whole restuarant begins to stink and the patrons scramble for safe air. "Dammit here we are in a nice restuarant and you...

Rebecca and her hubby are celebrating their 2 year anniversary with a night of dinner and dancing at a fine restuarant. In the middle of a lovely slow dance Rebecca farts loudly. He being a good husband he ignores it but then she farts again even louder and this one really stinks up the whole restuarant. "What the hell honey!?" her husband yells. "What? What do you want me to do? I can't help it. It must have been something I ate! Girls fart too you know!". She explains. The whole restuarant begins to stink and the patrons scramble for safe air. "Dammit here we are in a nice restuarant and you start tearing ass, you ruined our anniversary!". He tells her. Rebecca becomes infuriated with hearing that. "What!!! Get on the floor NOW! And in the middle of the dance floor she picks up her skirt and smothers him. "I will show you what tearing ass is!" She procedes to rip farts on his face horrifying the patrons in the restuarant to whom she eventually apologizes.