Ex-GF Makes You go Gooner - Your ex has some stuff of yours you just NEEDED to have. Why else would you have bugged her for it? Well amongst the items, she went through your portable hard drive, and it is just packed to the brim with porn! More specifically, her porn? She laughs and begins hatching a plan to keep you jerking to her porn, whether or not you choose to keep being in a relationship is up to you, but you're her good little goon boy now!