My roommate got invited upstairs at our little Xmas party and no doubt he think he hit the jackpot. Or probably...given how innocent and pathetic he is, he'll just be thinking I'm planning to give him some Christmas gift, but nothing more!

Well...he's certainly in for a surprise, cause I know that he always wanted me to let him get close enough to me to touch and kiss my ass! But he won't get that privilege without paying the right price for it!

And I know just the right price he's gonna be paying on a day like this one, when I feel so freaking gasy after all the food I ha... Show more