Well, you wouldn't believe what happened recently! I was just going about my daily business when a little birdie came to me and told me that you're a real big ass kisser! It told me that you love nothing more than kissing hot girls' asses all day long, just so you can get your lips on at least one part of their body!

I guess it's the least a lil loser like you can get, since women like me would never pay attention to you otherwise! You know that you'd normally have to beg and pay thousands to even get the chance to worship our feet, breasts or asses, but since I'm feeling generous ... Show more