Imagine if we were drinking buddies and we hung out together at the bar? Oh...right...a hot girl like me would never end up hanging out with a little loser such as yourself haha

But at least you can picture it! Or maybe it's closer to home if you see me as that high school cru*h whos literally the hottest in school and invites you over to her place to play drinking games.

Just that...she ends up tricking you and taking advantage of you, making you do embarrassing things for her while she's somehow still sober lol :) funny isn't it?