Your loser ass has never seen legs as sexy and long as mine! Look at me flexing them, posing with my legs in all the possible positions you've never thought would make you weak!

Are you drooling yet? Well of course you do...I look a little too much like that bratty girl you had a major cr*sh on back in high school! That one that didn't give a da*n about you!

I reckon you should grab your little bottle of magic and try to impress her this one time! Maybe if you get high and completely fucked up she will see you as more impressive! hahahha