It's Halloween and all of your friends are getting ready to go out for a little party, but we all know you're the odd one out! Nobody ever invites poor little beta bitch anywhere, do they?

Of course they don't! You'd be ruining their party anyway, and we both know you look way better in your room, down on your knees, in front of your computer screen, pumping away to clips like a mindless little goonbot!

But this Halloween, something special is about to happen! As you walk back home from work, you pass all the other people getting ready to go out, all dressed up, and you fe... Show more