I came to the conclusion that you are not paying enough attention to me and that you're far from selfless at the moment! You say you are, but your only care in the world is your own satisfaction and your pleasure!

So I concluded that the only thing that stops you from giving me your full attention is that thing between your legs, which should be locked. I know a couple of wireless locks that you could use and which would let me control your cage via an app.

But you will do the hard work of looking them up and choosing one, then buying it for me and putting it on! I know yo... Show more