I just spent some time shopping with your credit card, and I'm really excited to finally get home and show you what I bought myself - I'm sure that you will love the new outfit and my sexy high heels! But wait...you seem upset...even a bit angry for me spending that much money!

Relax, honey...there is nothing to be angry about! I made myself pretty for you! But since you can't seem to be able to relax naturally, I use my charm and feminine appeal, dangling my brand new Louboutins right into your face to slowly mesmerize you, lull you into a state of relaxation and bliss.

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