We all know it's no nut November and all you're allowed to do is to stroke and ride the edge for me, but something some of you seem to sometimes forget is the noise part! This month is going to be both No Nut and No Noise November!

I'm sure you figured out by now that the only way to truly get the attention of a girl as hot, as pretty, as smart and as out of your league as me is not with lots of messages and endless pestering! No, the only way to get me to notice you is with money!

Think about it for a moment - imagine being me for a second! I know it's hard to picture you... Show more