Your everyday life isn't very exciting, is it, pet? You get up to the same alarm every morning, drive to work, spend the same long hours working your ass off at your boring job, you come back home to eat and stare at the TV, jerk off to porn, maybe have some boring sex and do it all over again!

Life isn't really meant to be lived this way, though, is it? You need a little bit of exciting in your life! You need a little bit of something to spice your life with - something like me! A true God! A Goddess!

You need a new faith to follow, something you can truly believe in - a ... Show more