We both already know quite clearly that you'll spend your Halloween either all by yourself, crying in bed while eating chocolate and watching old horror films or with a wife you're not into anymore at a party that bores you to de.ath while wishing you were somewhere else.

There's only two options you pathetic losers can have, and no matter which one of them it is, it's still sad as fuck to spend your Halloween like this. So here is a clip to help you pretend you're spending this holiday with me, instead!

You can imagine we're both dressed up and dancing together at a party... Show more