My pathetic little pet seems to be eager for some more face sitting and face farting tonight, but he already knows he won't just get it all out of me that easily. He's gonna have to work extra super hard to earn those farts!

So after cleaning the house until the floors are shinning and the dishes and washed, I decided he had to prove his worth a little more, by drinking my spit! After all, such a yummy of spit and farts should taste like absolute freaking heaven for a little loser like he is!

I know that it's all just an excuse, the fact that I asked for it first is j... Show more