You are here today because you are tired. You are bored with your dull life. You want eternal happiness and I have something to offer you. We will do a little psychological session and I will transform you into very very little men. Now I can make dumplings out of you and then throw in boiling water. Now you are ready, I will swallow you. Inside my huge belly, real happiness awaits you. You hurt me a lot, I have to burp a lot. But I will endure everything for your happiness.