Your Princess is always ready to fulfill your wishes, especially when you are so generous. Are you very small and will come to me in the package? Will you have your credit card? And you want me to swallow you? So do.

You're so tiny that I hardly found you in a box. But I'm not so hungry right now and you have to sit in the fridge.

Now I'm ready. You will be a "cherry" on my sandwich. I hope you are happy to be inside me.

But what is it? Do you dance there? I am very sick and my belly is growing! We did not agree! I do not want to be fat because of you.