You know I don't give a fuck about your wife, you don't really either do you! Haha That's why this year you're going to replace your wife's Christmas present with Mine! Who gives you the greatest pleasure? Me! Not her! I'd love to see her face on Christmas Day when her special present isn't under the tree! Haha, get ready to shop hubby and get Me that special gift instead!

You know I don't give a fuck about your wife, you don't really either do you! Haha That's why this year you're going to replace your wife's Christmas present with Mine! Who gives you the greatest pleasure? Me! Not her! I'd love to see her face on Christmas Day when her special present isn't under the tree! Haha, get ready to shop hubby and get Me that special gift instead!