A pathetic beta bitch like you could only dream of a Valentine's date with a woman like me, or any woman at all. But don't worry - I've got a special Valentine's Day planned just for you. You won't be going out to dinner and you DEFINITELY won't be having any sex, but you will get the chance to please your Goddess and that is so much better, right?

Real men get to date me but at least you get the chance to serve me and focus all your attention on me this Valentine's Day.