It is finally our wedding night and I have a special surprise for you. I've been planning this a long time. Since before we even met, actually. Oh, did you really think I didn't know about your money when I first bumped into you? Did you actually think someone as young and hot as me would fall in love with an old man like you? How pathetic. Now drink up, I made this specially just for you...I need to go put on my lack veil and practice looking like a grieving widow.