You are so excited - I finally agreed to show you my pussy and my tits, but first you have to show me your dick. It can't possibly be as small as it is rumored to be, right? OMG! It is even SMALLER! I can't stop laughing. That is really hysterical. And ew, gross! I'm going to take a picture and send it to all my friends and all the other girls on the cheerleading squad so we can laugh at your pathetic little dick together.