Come have a seat - we need to talk. Notice anything different about my belly?

You thought I didn't know that you've been cheating on me? You thought I wouldn't notice? Well, I've known all along and I've been plotting my revenge. I know how badly you wanted to impregnate me. So I waited until today and now I get to make you cry and pay for all you've done. I'm leaving you. I got an abortion and I'm divorcing you and taking all your money, just like you deserve.