You get a call from me in the middle of the night and you can tell I'm horny and down to fuck. You rush over and find me waiting in sexy lingerie for you. I tell you to strip and that's when things take a turn for the worse...

I laugh at your tiny little dicklet and you can tell that I'm immediately turned off. I give you one last chance to prove yourself though and you'll have to trust me by jerking it with your eyes closed. You'll just have to hope I don't surprise you by recording the whole thing!