We've been dating for a while now and it is time we have a talk. Yeah, that kind of talk. Not only am I breaking up with you, I've also got an extra surprise...I've been cheating on you with your own pop and now I'm going to be your step-mom. Oh, and about that inheritance? I got him to change the will and now I'm getting every last cent. Go ahead and cry about it, loser. I'll be busy fucking your pop and spending his money.