You can't resist my power.

I'm casting a spell to punish you for being such a bad boy. I'm enchanting you and turning you into an endless gooner. All you can do is stroke. All you can do is obey.

My power grows stronger as my spell takes hold. Stroke. Goon. Edge. Obey.

Resistance is futile. GOON now. Goon for me. GOON FOREVER.