My slave is useless, except as a piece of furniture. I make him push the furniture while I'm sitting on it, then take the furniture's place on his hands and knees. When I get bored of sitting on his back, I decide to use his face as a chair instead and sit on his face until he struggles to breathe. He is useless even as a piece of furniture.

My slave is useless, except as a piece of furniture. I make him push the furniture while I'm sitting on it, then take the furniture's place on his hands and knees. When I get bored of sitting on his back, I decide to use his face as a chair instead and sit on his face until he struggles to breathe. He is useless even as a piece of furniture.