This is a special jerk off instructions for the most pathetic among you. You know who you are. Don't lie to yourself. It is time to accept that you are nothing but human garbage.

If you want my attention, my instructions, and my permission to cum, you'll need to do exactly what I say. You'll need to accept that you are trash and belong with all the other garbage. I'll let you put your cum where it belongs - in the garbage. That's the closest thing to a girlfriend that you deserve.