Your wife found out you’ve been napping with men and that you have a fetish for docking your intact penis with other intact men. She confronts you and says she’s thought about her feelings and if she’s going to stay with you, you need to get your penis circumcised. She doesn’t want you to be able to do docking with men anymore, and she especially doesn’t want to have to look at your foreskin that reminds her of your infidelity with men. While she’s at it, she wants your sons circumcised, too. It’s your move—circumcision or divorce!

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