Nurse Abby comes into your room at the hospital to tell you what the doctor said about your penis irritation. She says it's not caused by an infection. It's caused by masturbating too much! You've been pleasuring yourself too often, she says. It's causing your foreskin to become irritated and inflamed. She asks how often you've been touching yourself. That is way too much, she says.

The doctor you are seeing is very aggressive in his treatment of over-masturbation injuries. He is recommending that you get circumcised as soon as possible! That will cut down on the temptation to touc... Show more