Your step-sister calls you and asks about your life some and then says she has an embarrassing question for you. She and her husband are trying to get pregnant, and they’re wondering what the genes on your and her side of the family are like for penises. You’re surprised but aroused by the question. What does your penis look like, she wants to know. What are your balls like? Does it curve? Are your balls tight or loose? She’s just trying to envision what her baby might look like if it’s a boy!

There’s a good way to solve this: Skype! You call each other on Skype and start video cha... Show more