Happy Valentine's Day! You know that this is the closest a little virgin loser like you is ever going to get to a real date. You can't even talk to girls and you certainly wouldn't know what to do if you were in the same room with Me. That's why the closest thing you are going to have to a date is serving Me and watching My videos. That's ok, because I am a perfect Goddess and serving Me is the best thing that you have ever done. You want to stay My virgin loser forever because that way you will always stay connected to Me.