Christopher's so skinny and worthless that he can't even give Lynn a piggy back. He tries, but ends up falling on the ground under her weight! She decides to show him who's boss. Lynn grabs Christopher and lifts him up like he was her . The ease with which she carries him almost makes it seem like he were made of spaghetti, that's how light he is. Lynn's powerful arms can carry him in multiple different positions and there's nothing he can do to stop her.