OMG this slave is so boring, I asked him to entertain me and he got this dumb idea to read poetry to me. I guess he was going to show me how romantic he can be or something. I wander if if knows how stupid he is, I'll just put my feet in his face and see if he can still read his stupid book. He will probably get so into my feet he will forget what he is doing, all my slaves are like that.