Remember that SUPER hott chick you’ve been checking out at work? Yeah, the one you’ve been chatting up at the water cooler, team meetings, walking to her car etc. etc. Yeah, THAT one? Well LUCKY YOU MISTER BECAUSE YOU MADE HER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU!

You being the super hott sexy man you are made me fall in love with you and there’s no way I can resist these insane urges that I’m having. I stg I’m not psycho but I absolutely HAVE to have you and you’re going to be MY MAN, no matter what it takes. I break into your home to wait for you and I start going on and on and on abo... Show more