I am your side-chick - you know, the girlfriend you keep on the side because you can’t stand your ugly wife all the time? YEP! That’s me! Well, I know how much you love my company. And I know that I can be real with you, IE - I know that I can fuck around and tell you all my thoughts. So I’m just sitting around admiring myself and saying out loud all the different things that could happen between you and me. All the scenarios in which our little relationship could play out. I like fucking around with you, getting you a little scared - its fun! There are some things in particular that I say ... Show more