You have SUCH a small dick! one of the smallest I've seen, could you be any lamer? I can't even believe you would show it off like that. May I remind you who I am? I'll remind you, you tiny dicked loser... I'll show off in front of you to remind you what you're never going to get with having that small of a dick. You're so pathetic with that little thing... how embarrassing. You probably have to jerk off using 2 fingers... ew... put it away before I vomit!