Ugh, you are the worst boyfriend I've ever had! It's a perfectly lovely night tonight, and I'd love to do something, but all you want is for me to sit at some and burp in your face...ugh...fine! You know how big my burps are, and how easily they come to me, so at least it'll be an easy, quiet night. I had a lot of soda earlier, and, well...you know how that goes...burrrrrp. *BURP* Yup, there it is. I'm a bit dressed up, too, and my hair is all nice, I've got on my fashionable eyeglasses...*burrrrp*...but, ah, well. I'll just check some stuff on my phone and relax while I *BURRRRP*...yup. Th...

Ugh, you are the worst boyfriend I've ever had! It's a perfectly lovely night tonight, and I'd love to do something, but all you want is for me to sit at some and burp in your face...ugh...fine! You know how big my burps are, and how easily they come to me, so at least it'll be an easy, quiet night. I had a lot of soda earlier, and, well...you know how that goes...burrrrrp. *BURP* Yup, there it is. I'm a bit dressed up, too, and my hair is all nice, I've got on my fashionable eyeglasses...*burrrrp*...but, ah, well. I'll just check some stuff on my phone and relax while I *BURRRRP*...yup. That. Exactly. Oh, you are too naughty, you better not ask me to burp on your dick! *BURP*