I'm just sitting here drinking my glass of tart cranberry juice (yummy, healthy in moderation!), and...oh! There you are, little man! My tiny little guy! Oh, you know that I burp when I drink an acidic juice like this, huh...? And you like it? Well, that's ok by me, tiny :) Just watch out that you don't get blown away...my burps can be pretty big! Like, REALLY big...lol. You might want to wear earplugs...oh. Right, they probably don't make teeny tiny little earplugs for tiny men, do they? Well, just be careful, ok?

Oh wow, you climbed right up on me - so fast, I'm impressed! I'd pa...

I'm just sitting here drinking my glass of tart cranberry juice (yummy, healthy in moderation!), and...oh! There you are, little man! My tiny little guy! Oh, you know that I burp when I drink an acidic juice like this, huh...? And you like it? Well, that's ok by me, tiny :) Just watch out that you don't get blown away...my burps can be pretty big! Like, REALLY big...lol. You might want to wear earplugs...oh. Right, they probably don't make teeny tiny little earplugs for tiny men, do they? Well, just be careful, ok?

Oh wow, you climbed right up on me - so fast, I'm impressed! I'd pat your cute little head, but...I might knock you off...*BURRRP* -- oh no, my big belch really did blow you away! Well, let me help you back up here, so you can fully appreciate my mega burps, echoing off the walls of this big living room.

*BURRRRRP*

Oo, that was a good one! Oh, you want to see me squish my belly over my shirt? Sure! It's pretty full of juice...burp juice I guess :p Let's see if you can hear the burps rumbling in my tummy before they escape my throat...yup! That's a rumble, and...*BURRRRP*!