You know what looks nice? And...honestly, kinda of pretty? A cock. Yes, a penis. It's true! A dick can look...strong! Beautiful, even! But do you know what kind of dicks look BEST? CUT dicks. CUT cocks. Not...ugh...UNCUT. Foreskin is just...it makes girls like us (and you KNOW you want girls like us) want to RUN. Literally. As fast as we can.

Are you unfortunate enough to have an uncircumcised cock? Well, there's something that can be done. That's right. Adult circumcision. All hope is not lost...it's possible (but not certain, at ALL) that you could get with chicks like us, but NO...

You know what looks nice? And...honestly, kinda of pretty? A cock. Yes, a penis. It's true! A dick can look...strong! Beautiful, even! But do you know what kind of dicks look BEST? CUT dicks. CUT cocks. Not...ugh...UNCUT. Foreskin is just...it makes girls like us (and you KNOW you want girls like us) want to RUN. Literally. As fast as we can.

Are you unfortunate enough to have an uncircumcised cock? Well, there's something that can be done. That's right. Adult circumcision. All hope is not lost...it's possible (but not certain, at ALL) that you could get with chicks like us, but NOT as long as you have all of that disgusting foreskin hanging off the end of your penis. (insert barf noises here - there's plenty of us trying not to gag while thinking about uncircumcised dicks in this video) So, we will demonstrate...what it's like to get circumcised.

I mean, how have you not had this done already? Are you afraid? Is it genital destruction? TOO BAD. It NEEDS to be done. A clean, cut cock can be a thing of beauty - an UNCUT cock will NEVER be anything other than DISGUSTING. BARF. Seriously! It probably stinks. No matter how much you wash, or wish it was any other way, you will never be anything other than a disgusting, uncircumcised nasty dick-haver. UNLESS you get it cut. Does it freak you out? We demonstrate with a hotdog (how a penis SHOULD look, sorta, lol), and baloney (which is VOMIT INDUCING, just like an UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS). Snip snip! Don't be afraid...even if...you know...a little "something else" comes off with it, it's WORTH IT. Even if it hurts. No MATTER if it hurts! Seriously! Eew!