Wakey wakey! You look confused...that's right, you're tied to that chair! Pretty tight...not much you can do. Look - I know all about it. What you've done. It's gross. So I'm going to...take something from you. That's right...your foreskin. It's going to be mine.

Nope, this isn't going to be fun for you. At all. Because I'm going to circumsize you. Still not getting it? Lucky for you, I have a prop. See how that nasty ham might remind one of nasty, gross foreskin? (All foreskin is nasty, is what I'm saying) Here, let me show you exactly what I'm going to do to your penis and foresk...

Wakey wakey! You look confused...that's right, you're tied to that chair! Pretty tight...not much you can do. Look - I know all about it. What you've done. It's gross. So I'm going to...take something from you. That's right...your foreskin. It's going to be mine.

Nope, this isn't going to be fun for you. At all. Because I'm going to circumsize you. Still not getting it? Lucky for you, I have a prop. See how that nasty ham might remind one of nasty, gross foreskin? (All foreskin is nasty, is what I'm saying) Here, let me show you exactly what I'm going to do to your penis and foreskin with this scissors...see? Just like that! So much better!

Ok...hold steady...here I go!