Arrrgh! My friend always does this when we go on trips and get a hotel - we each get our own room, but she always ends up using my bathroom and taking forever! Come ooooon, I have to PEEEEE...! Like, I REALLY have to Pee! I've been holding it in forever, and all I wanted was to come back to my hotel room and, you know, use my bathroom that I'm paying for! Is that too much to ask!

Your silence isn't fooling me. I know you're in there. What, do you expect me to believe that I accidentally locked myself out of the bathroom? And then what, I'm going to go use the lobby bathroom and you...

Arrrgh! My friend always does this when we go on trips and get a hotel - we each get our own room, but she always ends up using my bathroom and taking forever! Come ooooon, I have to PEEEEE...! Like, I REALLY have to Pee! I've been holding it in forever, and all I wanted was to come back to my hotel room and, you know, use my bathroom that I'm paying for! Is that too much to ask!

Your silence isn't fooling me. I know you're in there. What, do you expect me to believe that I accidentally locked myself out of the bathroom? And then what, I'm going to go use the lobby bathroom and you'll sneak out? I couldn't even do that if I wanted, the lobby bathroom is out of service right now! So I HAVE to use this bathroom, my bathroom!

Come ooooon, you're absolutely destroying me! My bladder is so full it's going to burst...I'm out here looking super silly holding my crotch and bouncing up and down, what on Earth could be taking so long in there!

Aaaagh, finally! Ahhhhh....oooooo....whew....