Whew, I just had my tiny man extermination done, and it's been SUCH a hassle. And now I have to do one of those phone surveys...they're annoying, but I figure it's impor- oh, no. No no no. There's no way! No way there's still a tiny man still in my apartment! I just had the service done...agh, nope, that's definitely a tiny man. Well, you know what they say...if you see one tiny man, that means there's a million more. Argh!

Ok, where did you scamper off to...you're so dang sm! There you are! Got you! I am SO disappointed in the tiny man extermination service, but...I guess I had su...

Whew, I just had my tiny man extermination done, and it's been SUCH a hassle. And now I have to do one of those phone surveys...they're annoying, but I figure it's impor- oh, no. No no no. There's no way! No way there's still a tiny man still in my apartment! I just had the service done...agh, nope, that's definitely a tiny man. Well, you know what they say...if you see one tiny man, that means there's a million more. Argh!

Ok, where did you scamper off to...you're so dang sm! There you are! Got you! I am SO disappointed in the tiny man extermination service, but...I guess I had such an infestation that it's possible a few slipped through the cracks. Bah. Hmm...you know, it is frowned upon by society, but I've HEARD that tiny men actually taste pretty good! You've got a little yellow shirt on, so maybe you're like, banana flavored? Only one way to find out...a little lick and...meh, you don't really taste like much. Is it because you're scared? Fear hormones? Let's put you right on my tongue to check...nope, not much flavor there. Hmmm...

Oh! I know! Maybe it's one of those things where, I really have to scare you, to get the juices flowing. Well, this will be easy, with you looking right at my gigantic tongue, my huge mouth, my enormous lips, my towering teeth...I can hear your tiny little heart beating! Ooh, and your itty bitty little gasps...! Aww, well, I'll make this quick...*SWALLOW*

Oo! You jumped right down my throat! I can feel you going down my esophogus...no fair, I barely got to taste you at all! Wow, weird, my stomach is gurgling...you must be dissolving as we speak...! Oh...uh oh...I'm getting some...*BURP*...burps! Ah, I see, the burp has a delicate, lovely flavor with you down in my belly. A little smokey, notes of nut and maybe...raisin?

What was I thinking!? I paid good money to get rid of you little guys, when I could be enjoying myself munching and snacking on you little guys. Good thing I still see a few of you scampering around!