How long has it been since you saw me? Seven months? I've been wanting to tell your wife about what happened but now I really can, and easily. In fact I can tell everyone and I can completely destroy your life with this gorgeous bump of mine. And I'm going to, there's nothing you can do about it. Are you scared? Are you turned on? Maybe a bit of both. If you're turned on maybe we can compromise, maybe I can keep this a secret after all. If you do something for me of course.

Filmed in 2016 when I worked under a different name.