Me in all my acting glory!! I should get an Oscar. You're my best friend and I call you up on video chat to tell you that I discovered my MMA fighter boyfriend has a secret fetish for getting beat up by girls!! I tell you how he got his ass handed to him by a girl and how I discovered that it turned him on and a whole bunch of other stuff I tell my close friends. No Ass or Feet in this one, but you'll be fascinated with me talking to you like you're my best friend, dishing you the dirt!