Today’s your lucky day! It just so happens that I have an opening for a live-in slave. However, there is a bit of an application process, so don’t be discouraged...First, get on your knees and touch the ground with the tip of your nose. Now, while you’re down there, show me how you stroke. Go fast, then slow—now STOP! Uh oh, I’m not very impressed. Are you sure you can really follow my directions? If not, your application is going in the garbage. I need to see TOTAL obedience! If you can do that, then maybe, just maybe, you can be my new live-in slave. Are you still on your knees? Good, the... Show more